dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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