I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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