Dual....:-)
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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