Me too!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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