.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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