Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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