Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
