I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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