I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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