Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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