of course. lets lasso hookers.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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