You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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