HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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