my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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