But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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