bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Terrible idea I love it
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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