I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
