i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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