he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
