She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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