She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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