Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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