do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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