Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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