this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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