She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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