dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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