I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We left an ass print on the piano.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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