What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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