You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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