I wanna passion pit in your ass
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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