if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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