I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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