Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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