why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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