he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
