Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
This is the high leading the old right now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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