who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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