Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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