I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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