you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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