Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I want to be your penis for a week.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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