maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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