My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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