Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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