I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Shame is for Republicans.
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