Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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