Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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