The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize