i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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