I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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