If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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